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Skulls in Santa hats
Alternative Christmas T-Shirts & Hoodies
Christmas clothing for people who would rather be at a gig. Skulls in Santa hats, skeletons with shopping bags and oversized fits — the anti-Christmas-jumper.
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The alternative to the Christmas jumper
Not everyone wants reindeer and snowflakes. Our alternative Christmas t-shirts and hoodies bring dark humour to the festive season — skulls in Santa hats, skeletons out shopping and designs that will start a conversation at the family dinner table.
Alternative Christmas gifts
Looking for a gift for the rocker or metalhead in your life? An oversized skull Christmas hoodie or tee is one they will actually wear after December. Order early — everything is printed to order.
Sizing and delivery
Every design comes in black or white, in sizes XS to XXXL. UK delivery is £4.99, or free on orders over £60. See our shipping page for timings.
Good to know
Alternative Christmas Clothing FAQ
When should I order for Christmas delivery?
Everything is printed to order, so the earlier the better. Most orders leave within 2–4 working days, then UK delivery usually takes 2–5 working days.
Can I return a Christmas gift?
Unworn items with tags can be returned within 14 days of delivery. See our returns page for details.